Bi-normal.

champagne, n.

You appear at the foot of the bed with a bottle of champagne,

and I have no idea why. I search my mind desperately

for an occasion I’ve forgotten — is this some obscure

anniversary or, even worse, a not-so-obscure one?

Then I think you have something to tell me, some good

news to share, but your smile is silent, cryptic. I sit up in

bed, ask you what’s going on, and you shake your head,

as if to say that nothing’s going on,
as if to pretend that

we usually start our Wednesday mornings with

champagne.

The Lover's Dictionary, David Levithan